I'm no good at small talk

I've discovered this site salled Omegle - which connects you and a stranger in a private chat room. Both parties are not given any background info before the chat, and the idea is to have an interesting conversation with a complete stranger.

I was intrigued, and thought I would give it a try.

I failed miserably.

On my first attempt, I thought I would start off with an intellectual topic...




Maybe the weather?



How about just a greeting?



On my last attempt, I thought I'd bring myself down to a lower level.





I'll stick to talking to people I actually know.