So....i'm settling down after a pretty chilled out long weekend - i'm ok about it being low-key and laid-back....its my kind of groove. BUT - earlier today i was in a scenario...i was out for a little dayride, realizing 20min in - i'm running out of gas!!! I mean really outta gas....i've never pumped my own gas before...EVER....hahaha UNTIL NOW. Yup...look at me, a real lady now who pumps her own gas!!!! I felt like a real friggin champ!!! Say what you will....make your simple jokes, but i pumped my own gas today m*ther*ucker!!!!
Ladies if you've never pumped your own gas before....DO IT!!! I feel very accomplished about it, thank you very much!
Yeah - so thats it.
Dig it.
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- Female
- Pretty
- Good sense of style
- Great taste in music
- Can outdrink most men
- Can outpuke most men
- Enjoys toilet humour in moderation (and sometimes in excess)
- Detests rude / annoying / fake people
- Enjoys a good laugh
- Points out huge T's and A's faster than a 45-year old perverted man.
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