Dear Giant Man,

I understand that you were trying to be ironic, with your "I beat anorexia" t-shirt, but I have two problems with your walking billboard.

1- Anorexia is not funny. It's actually an incredibly sad disease. I don't think that making light of the fact that people are starving themselves to death is something in which you should be partaking, nevermind spending money on a T-shirt so that everyone has to bare witness to your insensitivity.

2- Your obesity is not funny. You must weigh about four hundred pounds and your waist measurement is clearly greater than your height. You are slowly feeding yourself to death. Granted, I don't know a darn tootin' thing about you, but I can pretty confidently say that you are not in the healthiest of conditions and that you would probably benefit from a change in diet and some exercise.

So, while you think you're being funny with your ironic t-shirt. It really is just a terrible reminder of the death sentence you have given yourself.

I wish you good luck and healthier choices for the future.