Not so Missed Connection

So I was reading Missed Connections on Craigslist this morning; as I often do when things are slow at the office; and came upon this posting.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/mis/1148933655.html

It's a pretty long one, so I'll just break it down for you. Basically, this guy was talking about how he went to high park and some mystery nymph took him into the woods and proceeded to blow him.

First of all, as Andy pointed out, chances are this is probably fictional and this guy clearly missed his calling as a romance novelist.

Secondly, if it is in fact a genuine post all I have to say is, ew and for his sake I hope she didn't have any cold sores... but I digress.

Anyway, back to the post. If you've read it, you know that she let him blow his load in her mouth. If you haven't, well now you know that not only is she a nymph, but a dirty one too;) (Not that there's anything wrong with a good spit or swallow, but I generally make it a rule not to swallow a strangers spunk). That being said, jizzing in someone's mouth doesn't exactly consitute a missed connection; in fact I'm pretty sure there was some heavy connecting going on there. Maybe if he had gotten it in her eye or something we could classify it as a miss. However, as it stands, I'm going to classify this as a hit.

And while we're on the topic of Jiz please check out Miss Teasa's video for "Jiz"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3mJieVeOrA

Thanks... peace, love and great sex for all!!!