It has come to my attention that some of you don't know how to use doors. I have no way of knowing whether you are Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean, Filipino, Taiwanese, etc, but you were most definitely Asian, and you most definitely don't know how to use a door properly. Or at least doors that are in or around a subway station, and I wanted to write you a letter of complaint.
To the woman at Union station 2 weeks ago:
The turnstile exit is meant for one person at a time. I know that you are barely 5 feet in height, but that is still no excuse for you to squeeze in behind me and share what little space a person has to begin with. FACT - You really didn't save any substantial amount of time by doing that. But if you are going to do it, don't shrug your shoulders and smile at the person as if you couldn't help yourself. You may be cute looking, but I still wanted to punch you in the neck.
To the woman at St. George station 2 days ago:
I know that you saw me coming up towards the entrance door. And I know that you quickened your pace so that you could get to the door before me. But was it really necessary to open the door just enough to squeeze yourself through and not have the courtesy to leave it wide enough so that I could either grab at it before it closed or follow right behind you? FACT - You probably didn't save that much energy by opening the door all of 4 inches wide. But you certainly made yourself look like a 名 (which is "Douche" in Chinese).
From one Asian chick to another - do yourself and the rest of society a favour and just learn how to use a friggin' door.
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